- me-rjb said: My mom ate my pancakes and I need revenge ideas
YOU DO NOT GET REVENGE ON YOUR MOM FOR EATING YOUR PANCAKES SHE IS YOUR MOM SHE DESERVED THOSE PANCAKES
- “Sometimes I get so sad. So sad that I completely shut down. I stare blankly at the wall and it doesn’t matter what you say to me. Because in that...”
*puts myself out there*
*brings myself back*
I’ve been coughing for an entire week causing my throat to hurt but now that he’s gone everything hurts
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for four years: you told me I was your world, then you replaced me in less than a month.
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they were standing like that for a long time, so then I got them a stool 😂🌹💚💕
Omg
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That was so embarrassing I’m never speaking again
I dont even know what you’re talking about but im reblogging
A waitress said “enjoy your meal” and I replied “love you too”
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Aries: Reads everything so fast…
Taurus: Studies carefully and slowly.
Gemini: Studies while listening to music, talking, singing or surfing the internet.
Cancer: Only likes to study with friends or family around.
Leo: If they’re interested in having a good grade, they’ll have a good grade.
Virgo: Writes down everything they need to know and studies it.
Libra: Studies only the day before the exam.
Scorpio: Does this silently so nobody actually knows what they’re doing.
Sagittarius: Finds it boring. Reads a page then goes out for a walk.
Capricorn: Studies harder than all of the others, gets a great grade.
Aquarius: Writes down what they think it’s important. Most of the time, it wasn’t important.
Pisces: Wants to study but starts wondering about life and gets lost.Souce: Unknown
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bye i love this
Man: Siri, what is 1 trillion to the tenth power?
Siri: Calculation. The answer is one zero zero zero zero zero [continuing]
Man: *starts beatboxing to the rhythm.
Woman 1: *joins in*
Woman 2: *starts singing to the rhythm*This is sO GOOD
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